Tyler cheated, everyone knows,
Including Paige, so out she goes,
On a date with a "suit" -- a yuppie peach.
Same ol' Tyler, same North Beach.
He's got no time for his usual pack --
Eighteen hours to win Paige back.
Hard to sprint with a smoker's hack,
Tough to love when you love to slack.

NORTH BEACH
A Co-Dependent Comedy